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Aa Demotivational Poster

EVOLUTION - We Have the Fossils We Win

TAGS: evolution fossils tiktaalik creationism
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:13 pm
"We" is anyone who sees evolution as the way we came about. Be it by a total lack of divine intent, or as God's way of making us all -- but not LogicDude, it'd be unfair to God to blame Him for that.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:09 pm
Evolution and religion don't have to be separate, but it satisfies Occam's razor so much better. :-)
LOLOLOL - August 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
Evolution and religion don't HAVE to be seperate, maybe thats how other, more sophisticated creatures (like us) were made... and also stfu im not an Old testiment fanatic i'm just saying what I think of this motifake after all thats what commenting is! :)
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 pm
I didn't know you cared.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:44 am
Thanks mooooooo...hey ummmm, you aren't doing anything Friday night are you? Do you have a personal profile I can view on MooseSpace.com? Maybe we could hook up or something, you know, just watch a movie, maybe slip a roofie in your drink or something...?
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:36 am
Of course.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:07 am
Thanks Logicdude. For supporting the funny. I may not always agree with you but some of your stuff is f***ing hilarious.
agdaniele - April 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Perhaps the other dating site... familywatchdog.us
Cubbybear - April 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
The only thing left LogicDude, is a Muslim Dating site or Asian picture bride...Your pick
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 12:24 pm
I know...but I already tried eHarmony and had no luck there either!
HtD - April 27, 2009, 12:00 pm
LD, carbon dating is not the only method used to date a fossil.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 11:50 am
That Timmy fella just seems desperate for attention.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:31 am
when idiots attack other's posters out of the blue because their life sucks, which is a prime Timmy motivator. Granted, some of my own comments may "seem" to be that way, but if they are they are rarely meant to be taken that way. Except to Sean. Bye!
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:29 am
Personally I'm with Canuck (other posts) and am here for the Funny. I'm not a Biblical Scholar or Scientist. But I do really dislike that Timmy guy....which causes great moral conflict...what with me being a Christian and all. I just can't stand it when
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:26 am
...prove that God doesn't exist. Like we were all created from some kind of universal sneeze instead. The carbon dating thing is this: if it thinks batteries are 100+ years old and can't tell how old a clam shell is, why should I believe it's accuracy?
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:25 am
I don't try to force my religious beliefs on anyone - simply can't be and shouldn't be done. Do that and you're branded a nutbag (or Taliban, oooooh!). I just find it amusing at times that atheists, who shouldn't care, spend a LOT of time trying to ...
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
who have different beliefs. Christians have been forcing those beliefs on others since roman times. The planet is the closest thing we have to a god and look how we treat it.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
Feelin left out so i just wanted to pont out that just because a cult gets really really popular does not make it any less of a cult! The bible has been re-written so many times that any valuable message was lost years ago. God is an excuse to hate others
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:15 pm
I have a Pirate Fish on the back of my car. (The six by fourish inched silver dealie.) Those bastards better not trifle with the FSM. It would be aboot time somone handed them their arses if they did. Gotta go. Bye.
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
make petty comments or throw insults at peoples core beliefs just because I don't agree. I know how I would feel is someone made rude comments aboot my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Oh don't get me wrong Sean. I can be extremely insensitive at times. I just find that when the topic is religion it is best to state how I feel with careful wording. I find that Religious people can have very strong beliefs. And I think it is wrong to
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:43 pm
But here at Motifake, we are nothing if not sensitive (I couldn't even keep a straight face as I typed that). Take it easy, man.
moooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
My statement wasn't really directed at LD. I was just speaking my mind on the topic. like I said I did not intend to insult anyone.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:29 pm
RON's poster seems to explain and reconcile evolutionary theory and the creation narrative in the Bible.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:28 pm
let's just say that it's painfull to watch him try to trade insults with LD. And while me and LD seem to be on different sides of the Grand Canyon on this issue, I have not doubt he could bean me with a lemon from there. Anyway, this is Motifake and ...
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:26 pm
Hey, moooooooooooooooo, there was a time even, quite recenlty when I would have said what you said in more or less the same words, but now LD scares me. Sure he's smart and even tempered, but DON'T make him mad. There's this guy named Timmy ... well ...
moooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:17 pm
from either side. I don't want to insult anyone but but I think that using the bible to back your argument is kinda silly. It's just fiction. that should be obvious to any logical person.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:14 pm
I can't seem to find any evidence that carbon dating has been disproved (disproven isn't a word) Only studies that show that some things (like mollusk shells) when dated can show anomalous results. I know that there is controversy but nothing concrete
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
The Bible doesn't specifically mention many of the animals today - no mention of apes anywhere - so why would dinosaurs NOT being mentioned mean anything? LOL at your date comment though! I think some of mine were made from lead and marshmallow fluff.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:47 pm
Almost 60 percent of my dates have been carbon-based.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:45 pm
Millions, billions... whatever... it also is clear that the fossilization and composition is older than the good book's 10,000 year estimation. And as soon as they find the lost part of the bible that mentions any dinosaurs, I'll pay closer attention.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
But if they weren't here millions of years ago, where were they? *snickers*
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Since "carbon dating" has been disproven over and over, who really knows how long anything has been around? No scientist I know of has been able to produce SOLID, UNDISPUTABLE evidence that indicates dinosaurs were here "millions" of years ago...
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:51 pm
God put fossils on earth to expose religious fanatics who can't think for themselves. And it worked like a charm.
Hector - April 26, 2009, 12:48 pm
"God put [dinosaur fossils] here to test our faith!"... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else, the idea that God might be f***ing with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge." Bill Hicks
HAHA - April 7, 2009, 9:45 pm
Porcelina - February 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
...I miss that clobber b***on, now. This poster is so stupid
None - February 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Actually, I believ in both, I just like controversy :)
mr guy - February 26, 2009, 5:09 pm
ummm... yea there IS trans-species fossils and most major religions are okay with people believing in evolultion
dude - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm
Too bad that there are no trans species fossils. Also, too bad that carbon dating, used to date fossils, says that snickers bars are 100 years old. FAIL.
Claire - February 25, 2009, 6:10 pm
Depends, what would you think of someone who claimed God talked to them? Not to mention that the Bible was edited a long time ago, we don't know what was added and taken out.
Hector - February 25, 2009, 3:02 pm
Here's to all the people who can't or won't think for themselves. They won't be "swayed by facts in the face of a higher truth".
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

drug...not drun.
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

jewish zombie? why does the zombie have to be drun into this debate? Also, he is no longer jewish, he has evolved into a higher being yet to be named. Check back in 4000 years
Nero - February 24, 2009, 7:31 pm
Or that a jewish zombie was sent from the big invisible man in the sky to "save" us.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
Or like a book written 2,000 years ago is completely accurate.
ristar - February 24, 2009, 6:00 pm
You have no more proof than we do. Just because you have fossils doesn't mean that intelligent design didn't take place. That's like saying a cap of water on a table must have been filled by rain.
Moar - February 24, 2009, 2:09 pm
Claire has a point
Claire - February 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
LogicDude - February 18, 2009, 7:02 pm
Says who? Did someone write a National Geographic article on it 400 million years ago and that's how we know?
Toussaint - February 18, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's the Tikaalik fish from the Devonian period, about 400 million yrs ago.
Cubbybear - February 18, 2009, 3:48 pm
It looks like Battlestar Galactia
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 2:32 pm
Nero had good response there...but he's absolutely correct. As for Sean, my favorite flavor is on poster 38373!
Sean - February 17, 2009, 2:23 pm
Oh, c'mon. Everybody knows that Satan put them there so as to lead the weak of faith astray. P.s.: doritos ... LogicDude operates mostly on doritos.
Nero - February 17, 2009, 1:48 pm
Irony: A guy named LogicDude who operates on faith rather than logic.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 1:22 pm
You have fossils of Gods creations. So what did you win?

PRADA - Not only the devil wears it

TAGS: rnr prada sparta aaaaaa aaaaa
Rating: 3.73/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:44 am
Rather amusing.

ASK ME ABOU MY ADD - Or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. do you like TV ? I saw a shiny rock. Hi.

TAGS: ask me aabout my add
Rating: 4.75/5

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twill1962 - November 20, 2012, 10:28 am
I don't have ADD, I have ADOLAS: Attention Defficit, Oh, Look, A Sqirrel!

AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.

TAGS: aa12 sh**gun army
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.

NO COMMENT - Hahahhaha

THE FORCE - otherwise known as AAA

TAGS: aaa force starwars
Rating: 4.44/5

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spacedog - December 3, 2010, 5:20 pm
Nicely played.


TAGS: graawr wrrar chewbacca
Rating: 2.22/5

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thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 1:43 pm
jk, btw. :P
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 1:43 pm
Wait... so you stole this? I need to ban you for plagiarism, then.
JDHalfrack - May 31, 2010, 1:09 pm
You know... on Kashyyyk, this demotivational poster is hilarious.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 31, 2010, 12:17 pm
Now that you mention it, the person who did cause it was running away, so he could well have been French.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 11:53 am
Now, now... don't go blaming things on Puerto Ricans. The blame lies on the French! :P
Kung-Fu Devil - May 31, 2010, 11:50 am
It wasn't me, it was... some Puerto Rican guy...
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 11:38 am
Kung-Fu Devil - May 31, 2010, 11:29 am
That was funny. Tried to read my PMs and it said "Fatal Error" haha.
motifake - May 31, 2010, 11:24 am

Forum partially working again....
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 11:10 am
'Sokay. :) We're just sad, is all. LoL
motifake - May 31, 2010, 11:05 am

currently upgrading the forum and giving me problems...grrr... working on it
Kung-Fu Devil - May 31, 2010, 11:04 am
Yeah I am having problems. Motifake problems, too.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:46 am
You can celebrate Memorial day with us, Moo+! YAY!
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:45 am
Me too. Well, at least I'm not so mad at aggy now. :P ...Hey! I've got vodka...!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:44 am
i just might start drinking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:44 am
I know.....It makes me sad.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:42 am
Still no forum, though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:41 am
It seems to be over now.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:37 am
Sooooooooo... is anyone else having issues with the board too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:14 am
We all know women can't drive.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:07 am
I don't have to work again until Saturday. I got plenty of time to round-trip across three states.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:03 am
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:01 am
Aggy, if you keep comparing me to BoR, I'm going to drive over there, slap you, and drive back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:31 am
That's the one
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:31 am
Internet Nacho Service?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:30 am
No. not your stalker mail....the one you use with the INS.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:31 am
The super-secret best friends only email? Check!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 1:30 am
Aggy. Check your E-Mail...the 2nd one ...the 1st got ra**d by spellcheck.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:28 am
You live in Washington, right ThatOneRose?
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:24 am
And is there more of a tease than someone announcing a vodka-soaked a**? I was just racing over to McCarran Airport, with a bottle of cranberry juice in hand.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:23 am
Who? What? Huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 1:14 am
he's asking if we validate.....
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:07 am
Take care, ya nerf herder!
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 1:06 am
Ya know, I have several comments I want to make... but won't. LoL I think Imma take my vodka soaked a** to bed. G'night!
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:02 am
PLEASE tell me you stopped using chunky peanutb***er.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:02 am
T.M.I. say no more Missy!
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
I did, but only because peanut b***er is greasy, and hard to get out of fabric.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 31, 2010, 12:54 am
I just hope she put down some plastic on the couch first! hehe
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:52 am
Beastiality, TOC? Really... not again.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:49 am
There is actually a dude who looks/sounds just like this sitting on the couch next to me. :D
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:44 am
LMFAO Cubby!!!!!!!!!!!
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 12:42 am
Poor Chewie...stuck in this poster

TOILET ATTACK! - Its just your fault! U just had to eat those beens...

TAGS: daa
Rating: 2.67/5

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PRESENTS - One round at a time...

TAGS: santa iraq kurisumasu yeehaa
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:57 pm
They shocked Santa's balls!

dragnet - 2014 -

TAGS: just the facts ma aam
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:09 am
In my defense, it's late here...I had to read it twice and studied it 3 times. But I final5Ly got it.

SNOBS - An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather -

TAGS: hi ho silver and awaaaay
Rating: 3.68/5

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bOB cHIN - September 9, 2009, 8:30 am
As opposed to a classical music snob??? And at what point does the apple get sh** off his head?
lola. - July 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
NO, me Bucko. He's an entertainer. Period.
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 7:28 pm
Bun Bun Bunny...Excellent! That quote from D Rather is amsome considering what an intellectual a** snob he is himself!

THE BATMAN OF ZUR-EN-AARH - Wow! Bats musta been totally stoned that night!

TAGS: the batman of zur en aarh d c comics dark knight joker rip
Rating: 2.88/5

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cbc_rules - August 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Actually, in that particular issue, he was stoned. He was on some kind of crystal meth or something.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:10 pm
gave me a good chuckle so 5 poodles for you


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D

GALILEO GALILEI - Thinks Newton should suck it

TAGS: go suck it isaac newton
Rating: 2.63/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 3:25 am
..because he knows Newton will be born the year after he dies.


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

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thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.


TAGS: jake and sick have been baaaaad boys
Rating: 4.77/5

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R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:13 am
That's amsome! Sorry Sick, I love that song! :)~
sickartist - April 21, 2010, 8:31 am
If he'd asked for "Wild Fire" I'd have killed myself. 5L
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 5:07 am
PMSL - Absolute classic - straight to the Hall of Fame. 5L's


TAGS: park art patwaang
Rating: 4.7/5

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BrassMonkey - January 30, 2012, 10:18 pm
The great sight of oppertunity

Sterling Holloway -

TAGS: cheshire cat whine the pooh kaa mr stork voiceover
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 3, 2013, 1:48 am
He does look like him, doesn't he? Haha.
EmilioDumphque - November 2, 2013, 10:56 am
Also the narrator of "Lambert the sheepish lion" and many other Disney featurettes. He always looked like he should be the voice of Gyro Gearloose to me.
MissPriss - October 31, 2013, 10:45 pm
That face has peddy voiced all over it.


A THOUSAND WORDS - Here is the church,here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the sheeple!

Bowie -

TAGS: par taay
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - January 12, 2016, 5:34 pm
Bravo !
JesusWept - January 12, 2016, 3:57 pm
Goodie L L L L L
concern3 - January 12, 2016, 5:50 am
nice a 5er

Afterthought -

TAGS: hoookaaay
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:08 am
Yes we do, I mean yes they do A 5er
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:29 pm
The ‘looks like you haven’t missed too many meals’ remark is rather hurtful…buuuut I got over it.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:28 pm
As long as they’re in their post office/liquor store cage, that s/be OK. The ‘married life has sure made a big man outta you’ has fostered some pretty good replies too.
MissPriss - July 29, 2013, 1:14 pm
Would it be okay to say "Look at you. You got so wide"? I'll try that at the local post office/hardware/liquor store when I'm there next time.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 9:31 am
Thanks for that LOL, Greeny. (I'm at work)
Greeny - July 29, 2013, 4:53 am
Apparently I shouldn't have laughed at this while my wife was nearby...

WAAAAA!!!! -


TAGS: tomahawk aaa helicopter military funnyarmy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:29 am
ROFL.. Have you ever been so angry that you threw a tomahawk?


TAGS: yaaaaaaaarrggghhhhhh
Rating: 4.32/5

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Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:19 am
I need to print this out, and hang it on the wall.
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 1:28 am
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:29 am
They were always rare Derek.
Derek - February 22, 2010, 12:25 am
An example of the (now rare) true motifake; as produced by a master.


TAGS: baal stargate
Rating: 4.1/5

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MPsniper - March 8, 2013, 7:51 am
Jack: It's time for Plan B. Sam: We have a Plan B? Jack: No, but it's time for one.


MIXMASTER HAAR - his spinning days were short lived

IT IS THURSDAY - I see a Friday in your very near future

DRAFTED - We'll miss you, Flavor Flav! NOT!

TAGS: military recruited yeeeaaaaaaaahhhh
Rating: 2.5/5

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Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 6:17 pm
WOW! A NOT! joke, man it been a while since i have heard one of those.

TOURIST DISTRACTION - "Give me the cameraaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

LIE DOWN IN THE COUCH - What does the mean?

TAGS: avlaanche
Rating: 2.07/5

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Rob581 - August 22, 2008, 11:31 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOC2fxfcZk If you dont get it...
Paul Barfoot - June 23, 2008, 4:22 pm
One of the best songs ever, just for being weird.

BLEACH - which is better bleach or naruto

TAGS: a aa aaaa aasa aaa
Rating: 1.22/5

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wampyre - January 17, 2011, 12:26 pm
Depends on whether you prefer Jinchuriki or Hollow...
rerun - September 14, 2010, 6:52 am

I wondered if anybody would get that reference
forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:16 am
what does it say about an anime poster, if even the anime lovers think this sucks?!
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 10:27 pm
did not know that, she will live forever for those commercials
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:26 pm
Im with Chompers on this, no not in his van, I am over the age limit :P But I agree with his standing on this poster
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm

Guess you didn't hear, Clara Peller is dead
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
I get anime. I do not mind the posters but wheres the beef?
Chompers - September 13, 2010, 8:51 pm
Who approved this? I'm actually an anime fan and I think this sucks.
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 8:18 pm
one word - ****HOUSE
corbett06 - September 13, 2010, 5:33 pm
bleach is better nough said but this isn't a good poster for that sort of thing
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:01 pm
If it was a funny joke, I would be for it. this is just scary.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 1:24 pm
WHAT? WHEN? who says? Did I miss a memo?.. crap,
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 1:20 pm
next thing you know tunnels will be back
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 9:30 am
If I was him I'd just say my finger slipped......blame it on the moisturizer.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 9:18 am
we's gots us an anime approver..."sigh"...somebody be staying after class after sleeping through that part of the lecture.
forseti - September 13, 2010, 8:14 am
please don't aprove pics like this (and tags like this!)! 1L
AingealVanHelsing - September 13, 2010, 8:12 am
I'd have to go for Bleach, but Naruto is pretty cool too.


TAGS: tanstaafl pride money sad
Rating: 4.57/5

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Hawamleh - July 6, 2010, 11:59 am
hanks, means a lot !
spacedog - July 6, 2010, 12:45 am
Excellent Hawamleh. 5L and keep 'em coming.


TAGS: lsd aa success
Rating: 4.46/5

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briantoo - May 31, 2011, 8:50 am
Wondering how flashbacks affect the statistics.... ;-)

THE CULTURAL GAP IS CLOSING - Eastern cultures obsession with 'Westernization' has required inventitive ways of increasing their cholesterol to match ours... mmmmmmmmm....., with Bacon !!

TAGS: da dum da da daaaaaa
Rating: 4.13/5

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Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 9:41 am

om nom nom...i want

RECRUITING - After two Shuttle failures, NASA has to resort to alcoholic monkey astronauts to give the space program a boost!


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

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Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!


TAGS: halloween haarakkon strikes again lock up yer wenches
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:08 am
I would love to take credit for drawing that cheesily done eye-patch on the pic, but I just found it that way ... on the internet! I am, however, bloody d*** proud of the "Boo!" part.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
my 5L...genius.

RUCKA RUCKA ALI - Spoofing songs and pissing people off since 2008

TAGS: ruckaruckaali spoof pissedoff
Rating: 3.11/5

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CptCrash97 - June 14, 2011, 7:39 am
yeah...hell yesh

Not bad -

TAGS: but not greaaate
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 21, 2013, 11:12 am
Two Scoops Ya .
Reality Lord - December 21, 2013, 7:56 am

congrats gary...lol'd so hard i now have coffee in my bnasal passages

Do I Offend You? -

TAGS: pzy baa black wool offend
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - October 19, 2014, 4:02 am
i shall take a bow
lgvernon - October 18, 2014, 11:13 pm

Always sugarcoating it, aren't ya' pzy?
Thedge - October 18, 2014, 10:13 pm
Speaking as the founding pastor of the 'International, Interstellar Church of the Confused'... AMEN SAID THE CHURCH !
Reality Lord - October 18, 2014, 9:24 pm

geez psy...get an opinion on this would you. LOL.
Greeny - October 18, 2014, 8:38 pm
atta boy Pzy!

Pandas Know -

TAGS: pandas twilight zone oh god help me pleeeeeeaaase
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:50 am
pretty cynical, old crotchety the.


" Klaatu" -

DRUGS! - Just Say No!

TAGS: mpumalanga middelburg africa kuier afrikaans
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - January 23, 2013, 11:33 am
5-Lions for this. Why not post some more of these?


Famous Last Words -

troublesome times -



TAGS: they won t let me waaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 11:00 am
She's got v*****l hubris....v*****l hubris......according to her Vag all other pussies are useless....v*****l Hubris.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:57 am
That doesn't count....these are the sacrifices you make when being a lesbian.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:55 am
Hey! Who says I can't nail anything? Just let me get my tool belt...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:32 am
You can't nail anything........but you might do better anyways......v*****l Hubris......
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:29 am
Not if I get to them first...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:27 am
What the What?........That's it!.....I'm gonna nail all your sisters.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:08 am
That means masturbates right?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:07 am
Hey Mooo+, funny thing about your post in the 'for the ladies thread', you're a self-fulfilling kinda guy. LOL.
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 2:31 am
Only if you post a girl with a couple of 40's.
MO - December 12, 2009, 2:08 am
M.A.L.T licker anyone??
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:56 am
LOL! Most of the amateurs say tuna.... but that's what happens when the woman you lick costs $5
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 1:55 am
AGGY!!! That's MY line! (Nicely done, Space, the heads of 5L's for you!)
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:49 am
For real, it does!

WASTED AMBITION - I considered getting a job at the landfill till I remembered Dads advice. "A waste is a terrible thing to mind."

TAGS: and now i am the landfill mwuah ha ha haaaaa
Rating: 4/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 11:36 pm
Somebody seems to delight in throwing 1's at everything I post these days! TheTrashHeap is irked!
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:14 pm
Thanks Aggy! That was the fastest poster approval EVER!
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
After the 3rd reading, I finally figured out why I'm getting job offers from them regularly.


TAGS: sherman nfl ncaa football cornerback
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 10:32 pm
I meant to ADD "No it's not MANDATORY" that at least 6 guys on the team have them.

MPAA - ruining most movies since 1922!

TAGS: mpaa
Rating: 3.9/5

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YEP. THAT'S ME. "VEGGIE." - I was trying to show you my new adorable baby poultry-shaped fridge magnet on my dry erase board, but I accidentally sat in front of it, so um... ...anyway, Happy Hanukkah.

TAGS: hanukkah assignment hell i don t even know anything about kwanzaa let alone this holiday
Rating: 3.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:55 am
5 lions....Happy Kwanzaa.

SWEET 16 -

TAGS: ncaa tournament bracket busters
Rating: 3.38/5

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Billiam - March 26, 2011, 9:42 pm

WHOS TALKIN - look at the eyes

TAGS: waaaaa
Rating: 2.89/5

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ughomer - March 27, 2013, 8:08 pm

RATIONAL GOOGLE - If those are my only 2 choices, then yes, I was temporarily 100 percent retarded. My mistake.


TAGS: her name is paaaaaatty
Rating: 2.55/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2009, 1:02 am
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:58 am
(That sounded terrible on this poster).
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:56 am
G'night, Bone.
BoneCD - August 12, 2009, 12:54 am
I got to kick the 3 boys out of my bed so I out of here. Night all!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:51 am
Niiice. (To quote Agd.)
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 12:47 am
Whell, I cannay fine a cheese, boot I found a beasty tha makes em. It's in the queue.
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 12:21 am
Oh, it is SO on.
sarcasm - August 12, 2009, 12:17 am
Tauntin' the scotsmen ar yeh? Hmm, gonna hav tah luk fer a ***y cheese fer the french then. Yer french ain't cha Haarakkon? ;)
MO - August 10, 2009, 9:51 pm
Hey, that's not Baaaaad 'tall. Maybe it is mable....holy crap!!! Stop looking at my nuts!!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:40 pm
Is it in a lamb, out like 5 lions.

A.K.A. - The Kaaba

TAGS: transformers allspark kaaba islam
Rating: 2/5

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NREEEOW - January 2, 2009, 12:59 am

COMMANDER RAAB AND COLONEL MACKENZIE - A Love that took ten years for both of them to finally accept with open arms.

NARUTO - way overrated

TAGS: naruto sakura gaara anime crap celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 1.97/5

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boooo - May 14, 2009, 10:25 pm
thats why i stopped watchin the show, pretty much all anime, almost all of the running ones are 80% filler
DotDotDot - January 4, 2009, 3:29 am
I held out for a good long time... hoping one day... Just maybe one day they would manage to get back to the original storyline... I feel for those watching it on CN the poor idiots.
The Z-Day - October 1, 2008, 8:05 pm
yeah is way overrated and faggots watch it on cartoon network
Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:19 pm
Anime Haters - their flaming vocabulary doesn't extend too far from "sucks" or "not kool"

THE NAACP - would be pissed if they saw how you racist hunters made the "natives" stand in the back

BEN HAAR - America's Favorite American Idol Reject

TAGS: ben haar american idol reject princess leia ugly nerd cosplay delaware funny beard hairy loser
Rating: 1.74/5

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Cubbybear - February 3, 2009, 10:30 am
...and Ron Jeremy Look-a-like

BLAAARG! - The original

TAGS: blaaarg
Rating: 1.69/5

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Zéiram - January 3, 2009, 5:36 pm
Lol spelling fail. 3 a's and 1 g instead of 1 a and 2 g's. Where exactly did the exclamation point come from?
... - November 29, 2008, 11:31 pm
another prime example of not being able to spell a word that's in the f***ing picture: blaaarg = blargg?

AARON PIERSOL - Would T. Owens let you have a photo with him?

TOP DOG!! - SCREW all that DAVID vs GOLIATH, CINDERELLA Upset stuff. There's a QUIET DIGNITY to just showing-up and taking your BEATING!!

TAGS: ncaa march madnesss basketball
Rating: 1.5/5

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440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 7:06 am
I re-submitted this one, because of how bad the picture turned out.

BECKHAM - why his hair takes over the world we will never know

TAGS: beckham footbaall
Rating: 1.38/5
phydeaux - December 18, 2009, 4:14 pm
cause he does a spice girl is my best guess...

life and death -

TAGS: life death pleasant pleaceful transition isaac asimov
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:44 pm
Fabulous steampunk art! Excellent poster! 5 goth lions!
MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 4:31 pm
5L'd like usual...you've got to drop these over at Shivers!

Don't talk with your mouth full -

TAGS: august 23rd calendar theme say aaaahhhh
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 24, 2017, 7:34 am
Every time, UP yours

It's a nice day for a white wedding -

TAGS: start agaaaaiiiinnnn poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - June 24, 2016, 4:57 am
Well then... If she leaves him, I guess he'll just halfta go back to "Dancing With Myself"! (OH, Oh, a-oh!)
EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2016, 4:07 pm
If she's in white, then he's not the rebel he pretends to be. He's into Cosplay!

when the Santa Ana wind blows -

TAGS: cats in tree santaana winds
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 1, 2015, 5:39 pm
E.D., Its Santa Ana winds. You are incorrect. Santa Ana is also a geographical location named after the aforementioned general.
EmilioDumphque - July 1, 2015, 12:04 pm
Santana winds. Santa Ana is the name of a Mexican general.

Gesundh- -

TAGS: wicker whaaa aaaaa aaaaa aaaaa
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 21, 2015, 9:12 pm
OMG!!! The inhale for the next sneeze---cringe!!!!! 5 lol lions!
JesusWept - November 21, 2015, 8:51 pm
LOL x 5

Subtlety -

TAGS: aang lin avatar korra subtlety
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 10, 2015, 1:24 am
Anime Otakus appreciates stuff like this...I believe Silverheart is involved with that...when he's not busy cosplaying as Luna the Cat at his local Otaku Conventions...

The Official Breakfast of Ireland, -

chop on...chop off -

TAGS: braai funny middelburg mpumalanga chop
Rating: 3.25/5